Sam LeCure is the man...He gets called out of the bullpen, usually he is in there, throwing his stuff, not caring. He comes out to the mound...he don't care, throws some more stuff, takes a nap, wakes up and throws more stuff...and how about that mustache? Brian Wilson's beard got jumped in a dark alley on Vine street in over the rhine by Sam LeCure's mustache. Sam LeCure is like the Honey Badger. The honey badger is the worlds most fearless animal, much like Sam. However, Sam is better because he has a mustache and can throw a fastball. The honey badger can eat cobras and fend off angry bees.
Watch this video and then you will come closer to understanding...
Then check this out...And see why Sam LeCure is better than a honey badger...
One of my sweet Sam LeCure cards....
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| 2011 Topps UD Gold Sam LeCure |
Need more proof, alrighty...you will not be able to deny this!
Look at Sam:
Sam LeCure looks a lot like another great pitcher....oh what was his name? with the handlebar mustache? ohh crap, ummm he was paid by the A's front office $300 to grow it (the A's wanted to appeal to the young hippy crowd during the Vietnam Era)...You know who I am talking about?
ROLLIE FINGERS (Roland Glen Fingers) Rollie was one of the first relief pitchers of our times, and damn was he a good one. A little known fact: Rollie made it to the Cincinnati Reds spring training in 1986, but was turned away because he refused to cut his mustache. I would love to see him in a Reds uniform, but who would have paved the path for guys like Sam Lecure, Brian Wilson, and Derek Holland...wait Derek Holland can't grow a mustache and I dare not post a picture of him...google a picture of Holland's mustache and giggle your ass off...
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